“What we have here is just another charade.”—Hamburger
Mr Hamburger, with all due respect, “charade” is my word as much as yellow mustard is your mustard.
You may use “masquerade” until you pass me my Gulden’s please.
In which case, I will pass you your yellow (French’s?).
BTW, I haven’t had a car since my last one was, I suspect, dosed with Karo.
If so, the least they could have done was respect my Yankee-ness and used Log Cabin.
Not being a culinary matter, I’ll be discussing the pros and cons of just which syrup is the ultimate gas-saver additive with a real expert.