Each week, Patch takes a peek at some of the more surprising, shocking, stunning and occasionally silly police-related incidents reported throughout New Jersey for “OMGs from NJ PDs.”
Some of this week’s reports:
From the Mouths of Babes: It’s bad enough when someone breaks into a school. But Belleville police say someone not only did that—the perp stole an American flag and a bunch of kids’ juice boxes. One has to wonder how much Hi-C even goes for on the black market. Not anything watered down. The good stuff.
You Say Potato: Things Not To Do: Touch yourself inappropriately in public. Make unsolicited sexual remarks to people. Urinate on yourself. Do much worse than urinating on yourself. The alternate title for this list: Instructions a Sex Offender from Newark Should Have Thought Twice About Before Heading to Kinnelon and Trying on a Dress